Wheelnanddealin Wife Does Not Use
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this
young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went
ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3
days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically
devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave
her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
you said I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister
gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my
sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique
that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out
of her eyes, she asked me:
Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use??
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