Wheelnanddealin you threw the wrong bitch out
Dog Seat
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned
from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally
been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very
crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady
and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please,
ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose
at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of
people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?"
The soldier
walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down
to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are
you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything
else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the
train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed,
and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English
gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in
the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir,
you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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