Wheelnanddealin HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY
HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY..
YOU WAKE UP FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT.
YOU PUT YOUR BRA ON BACKWARDS AND IT FITS BETTER.
YOU CALL SUICIDE PREVENTION AND THEY PUT YOU ON HOLD.
YOU SEE A "60 MINUTES" NEWS TEAM WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE.
YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE COLLAPSES FROM THE WEIGHT OF THE CANDLES.
YOU WANT TO PUT ON THE CLOTHES YOU WORE HOME FROM THE PARTY AND THERE
AREN'T ANY.
YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND THEY'RE SHOWING EMERGENCY ROUTES OUT OF THE CITY.
YOUR TWIN BROTHER FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
YOU WAKE UP AND DISCOVER YOU WATERBED IS LEAKING AND THEN REALIZE YOU DON'T HAVE A WATERBED.
YOUR CAR HORN GOES OFF ACCIDENTALLY AND REMAINS STUCK AS YOU FOLLOW A GROUP OF HELL'S ANGELS ON THE FREEWAY.
YOUR WIFE WAKES UP FEELING AMOROUS AND YOU HAVE A HEADACHE.
YOUR BOSS TELLS YOU NOT TO BOTHER TO TAKE OFF YOUR COAT.
THE BIRDS SINGING OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW ARE BUZZARDS.
YOU WAKE UP AND YOUR BRACES ARE LOCKED TOGETHER.
YOU CALL YOUR ANSWERING SERVICE AND THEY TELL YOU ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
YOUR BLIND DATE TURNS OUT TO BE YOUR EX-WIFE.
YOUR INCOME TAX CHECK BOUNCES.
YOU PUT BOTH CONTACT LENSES IN THE SAME EYE.
YOUR PET ROCK SNAPS AT YOU.
YOUR WIFE SAYS, "GOOD MORNING, BILL," AND YOUR NAME IS GEORGE.
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