Wheelnanddealin Ponder Over These
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around,
do they become Disoriented??
If people from Poland are called poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?
Why are a wise guy and a wise man opposites?
If horrific means to make horrible,
does terrific mean to make terrible?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist, but,
a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If a pig loses it voice, is it "disgrunted"?
Why do women wear evening gowns to night clubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
When someone asks you, " a penny for your thoughts," and you
put your 2 cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the person that invests all your money called a "broker"?
If you mix vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philips screwdriver?
Why do we say something is out of "whack"?
What is a whack anyway??
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, shouldn't
electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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