Wheelnanddealin The Preacher, the Boy, the Miracle Liquid and MeYEOW!
A preacher was walking along
a street when he noticed a small boy sitting on the curb. The boy had a bottle
of liquid and seemed fascinated with it. The preacher was curious as to what was
in the bottle, so he asked the boy what was in the bottle?
The little
boy looked up to the preacher and says "Preacher, what I have here is the most
powerful liquid in the world. This is a bottle of turpentine!"
The preacher
smiled and shook his head and said "No,no my child, you are wrong. The most powerful
liquid in the world is Holy water, for if you would rub a little Holy water on
a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy!"
The little boy just
grinned and replied "Damn preacher, that aint nothing. If you was to rub a little
of this turpentine on a cat's ass, it will PASS a motorcycle!" 
