Men Put Downs
Why do men like smart
women?
...Opposites attract.
| Why
do men need instant replay on TV sports? ...Because after 20 seconds they forget what happened! |
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| Why
are dumb blonde jokes usually short? ...So men can understand them. |
Why do female black widow
spiders kill the males after mating?
...To stop the snoring before it starts!
How do men define a
"50/50" relationship?
...We cook - they eat.
We clean - they dirty
| How
do you get a man to stop biting his nails? ...Make him wear shoes! |
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What's the smartest thing a man can say? ..."My wife says..." |
| Why
do women live longer than men? ...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!
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| Why
is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man? ...He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman you can rearrange his face. |
| Why
is psychoanalysis a lot easier for men than for women? ...Because when it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there! |
| Why
does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? ...Because none of them will stop to ask for directions. |
What did God say after
creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!
