1. A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up
as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
3. A man will
pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries
a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are
two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and
after marriage.
6. A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries
about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy
with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
8. Any married
man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has
the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
10. Women look
at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at
a wedding as the ending of romance.
