Wheelnanddealin Sex is a Man's Best Friend
Sex is a Man's Best Friend
Usually everyone who has a dog ether calls him/her Rover or
some other name.
I named my dog "Sex". But, I found out that naming your dog Sex
can be embarassing and can get you into trouble even though it is
undeserved!
One day I went to City Hall to get a dog license for Sex.
The Clerk asked me what I wanted and I told them I would like
to get a license for Sex.
He said he would like one to!! Then I said, "but this is for a dog"!
Then he said "he did not care how she looked"!
I then said, "you don't understand, I have had Sex since I was two years old"!
His reply was,"you must have been a strong boy"!
Then one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me!
I spent hours looking for that dog!
A cop came along and asked me what was I doing in the alley
at 4:00 AM in the morning. I said, "I am looking for Sex"!
My case comes up next Tuesday!!
...When I decided to get married, I told the Minister I wanted to
Have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait till after the wedding.
I said, "but Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole
lifestyle revolves around Sex"! He said he didn't want to hear
about my personal life and would not Marry us in his church!
The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace and
my family is now barred from the Church!
My new wife and I took the dog with us on our honeymoon.
When I checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted
a special room for Sex. He said, "every room in the motel is
for sex"! Then I said, "you don't understand, Sex keeps me up
all night"! He then said, "me to"!!
One day I told my best friend that I had Sex on TV.
He said, "show off"! I told him that it was a contest and
he told me that I should have sold tickets!
When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for
custody for the dog. I said, "your Honor, I had Sex before we got
married". The Judge said, "me to"! When I told him that after
marrage, Sex left me, he again said, "me to"!
Well, I have been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and
have had more trouble with that dog than I ever bargained for!
Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with
the Psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble"?
I replied, "well, Sex has died and left my life; it's like
losing a best friend and it is lonely.
The Doctor said, "look mister, you and I both know that sex
is not a mans best friend! Why don't you just go out and
GET YOURSELF A DOG"???? and I said "#$&*)(#@%^&@!! yourself!
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