Wheelnanddealin Getting Screwed by a Lawyer
Subject: A Brothel Joke
Looking for Valery
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valery," the man replied.
"Sir, Valery is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valery," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valery appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $1,000 a visit Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valery, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Valery.
Valery explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still
$1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valery and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid
Valery
and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valery questioned the man. "No one has ever
been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina." "Really" she said. "I have
family in South Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life
that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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