Jack Schitt
The lineage is finally
revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response
when someone says; "You don't
know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,
the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt
married Noe Schitt.
They produced four children named
Dip Schitt, Holie Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, and Giva Schitt.
However, after being
married 15 years,
Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted
Sherlock and since her kids
were living with her she wanted to keep her
previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt
married Loada Schitt and
they produced a son of nervous disposition named Chicken
Schitt.
Two of Noe's four
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt
were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding
announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt- Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens had four children
named Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse, and Bull.
Bull
left home to tour the world
and returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, now when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt",
you can correct them.
This family history was recorded
by Crock O. Schitt.
