This is being sent to you because we know you are critically
interested in your front lawn, and this summer season will soon be upon us. This is a fertilizer club and will not cost you a cent to join.

Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of this list and poop on their front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed. Then make five of this letter and send it to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any money or checks, but within one week if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people pooping on your front lawn Your reward will come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.

Mrs. Lucy Bowel
19 Bedpan Cover
Wemouth, Mass.

Mrs. Paula Crapp
222 Enema Drive
Quincy, Mass

Mrs. Charles Syringe
109 Suppository Drive
Fink, Texas

Mrs. Smelly B. Hind
416 Diarrhea Way
Kansas City, Missouri

Mrs.O Howie Farts
896 Rectum Road
Washington, DC

Mrs. A. Bigger Movement
276 Fertilizer Way
Melton, Mass.

Pass this along .......
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN...........
One man didn't give a poop and lost his entire lawn.