I have not stopped laughing about this new hilarious song all about ebay!!!
Turn
your speakers way up, sit back and listen and laugh to eBay's own song,
sung to the tune of The BackStreet Boys "I Want It That Way".
INSTRUCTIONS:
Turn on volume and click on "Play"
The "eBay song"
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My
house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell
me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll
buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna
buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I
am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll
buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk
keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna
buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna
buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What
I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Hope you laughed as much as I did!
