Some laughs are
guaranteed
In Honor of
Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further
proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual
label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while
sleeping.
(That's
the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the
shoplifter special?)
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On a bar
of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like
regular soap."
(and
that would be???....)
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On
some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving
suggestion: Defrost."
(but,
it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh,
a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread
Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."
(...and
you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron
-- "Do not iron clothes on
body."
(but
wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We
could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those
bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(...I'm
taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas
lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as
opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor --
"Not to be used for the other
use."
(now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains
nuts."
(talk
about a news flash)
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On an
American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts."
(Step
3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman
costume -- "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
(I
don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this
one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."
(Oh
my God..was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
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Now that
you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send
this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
chuckle)...
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****Blessed
are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light
