Wheelnanddealin The Smart Blonde and the Lawyer Question Game
The Question Game
A lawyer and a
blonde are sitting next to each other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, drunk and dozing, just
wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to
catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
really easy and a lot of fun. He explains: "I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines
and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $50" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win
the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.
The
lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five-dollar
bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks
the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.
He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the digital cellphone via
infra-red wireless connection to his modem port and searches the Net and the Library
of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mail to all his co-workers, friends, clients,
and suppliers that he knows. And then some. All to no avail.
After over
an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the
$50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than
a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer?" Without
a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.
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