Wheelnanddealin Southern Mis-communication or, Be careful what cha say to a Red Neck!
Southern Mis-communication or,
Be careful what cha say to a Red Neck!
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says
to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"
Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying
a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th'
bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?"
Alabamian came home and found his
house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and
shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the
fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks , don't you fellers still have
those big red trucks?"
Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street
And you pick her up there?" *
Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They
wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? Documentaries
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.
A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple
gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a
trailer.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and
the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
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