Wheelnanddealin Why You Should Marry An Engineer
Why You Should Marry An Engineer
When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers
DOCTOR
Supposedly, everyone is after a Doctor, so don't expect
your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, they will
run off with some nurse from their office, or one of their young
patients that is pretending to be sick. they will wait until
you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem
with your Engineer.
He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely they will
ever meet another person in their profession.
LAWYER
Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with
someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem
with your Engineer spouse. They don't have enough social skills
to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer
is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.
SALESMAN
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, they will be traveling
to trade shows, etc. where they will be in the company of other
equally trustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you
get the invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show.
The company that your Engineer works at will keep them
in a cage, often called a cubicle, until they is ready to go home to you.
TEACHER
The only reason they entered this profession is so that they could
be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls or boys who idolize them.
They will be in jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another.
HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. FIREFIGHTER,CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.
Your spouse, if they are not dead by some accident, will likely be
crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at
your sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer will
face is losing their eyesight by staring at the terminal for too
long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, they will
not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur.
They will remember you as when he first met you, because the
memory will still be sharp. and If you think they are looking
at another man/woman, and you ask "Honey, were you looking at
him/her?", they will honestly be able to say that they didn't
even see them.
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